Dont Tell Me Im Wrong .

staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in one gif set

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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Today is your birthday???

abadassstory:

Yess :D well yesterday ( I’m late (x )

c-reepitreal

Today is your birthday???

Yess :D well yesterday ( I’m late (x )

samandriel:

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

best moment on television. ever.

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over